Wednesday 10 June 2009

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I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.


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That white round thing without any holes... have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid?

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Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I've never tasted it.

Wednesday 3 June 2009

yddet

They say that the expression he gets; happy, coy, romantic or cheeky, depends on the mood of the girl who's doing the stitching. This time the girl and the teddy are both well pleased as he sets off for the brisk massage that takes him to perfect shape.

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